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Software · Games · Satire · Playable systems
Holy Splash makes life more playable.
We build tools, games, writing, and suspiciously practical spiritual infrastructure for people trying to survive broken systems with their creativity intact.
The grift is visible. The products are real. The name control is HOLY. The documents bear the Splash.
Current Products
Useful artifacts from the Holy Splash forge.
Educational science game
Cellula
Cellula makes cellular systems playable. Students and players experience cells as living systems, not labeled diagrams they forget after the quiz.
Cell membraneATPLysosomesVirusesCell division
Future strategy game
Platform Nation
A micro-nation management and strategy game where you start on a small artificial platform off the coast of Florida and try to build a functioning society before weather, debt, bureaucracy, or your own citizens eat the dream.
Status: concept charter complete. The scope kraken has been placed in a labeled jar.
Education Through Systems
Learning should unlock power.
Games teach systems.
Good games make cause and effect visible. They let players act, fail, adjust, and try again with a better model of the system.
Cellula is the first proof: a biology game where students learn how cells work by making the cell work.
Free Cellula guide.
Cellula: A Simple Guide to Cells is a free illustrated guide to membranes, transporters, oxygen, ATP, lysosomes, viruses, organelles, and survival.
Sacred Bureaucracy Department
The name control is HOLY.
The first relic arrived by federal paperwork.
When the IRS assigned Holy Splash LLC its EIN, the notice stated: “The name control associated with this EIN is HOLY.”
This does not make Holy Splash a church, a tax shelter, or a legally recognized religion. It does, however, provide excellent lore.
The 8th Day Adventists.
Saturday is too early. Sunday is already taken. Monday is the hidden sabbath. Is it legally binding? Almost certainly not. Is it spiritually correct? Obviously.
The human behind the splash zone
Founded by Dr. Patrick Gallaway.
Physician, former teacher, writer, game designer, and builder of playable systems from institutional wreckage. Holy Splash exists because broken systems taught him that people need better maps.
Contact
Summon the Department of Playable Heresy.
For support, business inquiries, educational game questions, interviews, product feedback, or reports of unauthorized Monday activity.
Email: pontiuspilatespublishing@gmail.com