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⛲ Church of the Holy Splash

Truth through Laughter  ·  Grace through Grift

We believe that the funnier something is, the closer it is to the truth.

Laughter is the fastest path to enlightenment. Absurdity is the truest language of the divine.

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Balance between grift and grace • The joke is the truth