Are you ready to be splashed?
Fill out the application below. We'll review it. We'll determine if you're worthy.
What we're looking for:
We're looking for people who are willing to laugh at the absurdity of existence. People who are willing to forgive the demiurge. People who are willing to splash.
What we're not looking for:
People who take themselves too seriously. People who can't take a joke. People who are in the Illuminati.
How to apply:
Send an email to splash@churchoftheholysplash.com with the subject line "I want to be splashed."
Include your name, your story, and why you want to join.
☐ I swear I am not a member of the Illuminati, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be.