1. Don't take things too seriously.
2. Don't kill. (Repeated because nobody listens.)
3. Seriously, don't kill. Not even in self-defense. Not even animals.
4. Play this game as a multiplayer game. Don't be a psychopath.
5. Whatever happens here is nobody's fault except possibly the demiurge.
6. Live like you're going to have to live the lives of everyone you affect.
7. Earn your opinion on abortion through experience.
8. Those that live by the gun shall die by the gun—and take others with them.
9. Average is the closest to perfection.
10. The holy grail is in the castle argghhhhh.
11. Don't have more kids until we can take care of the people already here.
12. Pontius wuz here.