Who we are:
We are the splashed. The confused. The rejected. The homeless. The believers in the joke.
What we believe:
We believe that the funnier something is, the closer it is to the truth. We believe that life is a game. We believe that death is the end of the game.
How to join:
Three paths: Achieve a score of 6969 in Cellula. Buy Messiah Simulator and leave a good review. Buy the Holy Splash and self-baptize.
A secret fourth path: Make a pilgrimage to Portland and splash yourself with unfluoridated water.